January 2011
50 posts
Don’t tell me I need a man. That makes me want him less. I don’t need him to make me feel worthy the way you need it. Your funny. You laugh at me because I’m single. I laugh at you because one day your going to wake up and realize you settled for a douche bag. Wake up! Your douche bag awaits:)
“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from...”
– Jane Austen fans must know this.
I fail at maintaining friendships.
December 2010
83 posts
Compartmentalizing.
De-Compartmentalizing Your Life and the Extinction of Boundaries…..
“It could easily be said that my entire life’s purpose is to live in complete congruence.
I would say that that that is your life purpose as well — and perhaps everyone’s — if we take the idea far enough.
So first, let’s talk about what this even means. Because if you’re like me, the word “congruent” probably...
KOL
I find the new KOL album pretty sweet. Their music makes me feel alive and they are one of the few modern bands I can honestly say I love. Aha Shake Heartbreak is my personal favorite and Only by the Night was my least cherished. After all these years, they still hold a place in my heart. I swear every song that I love of KOL hits me just as hard as the first time I heard it. The second album I...
I'm comfortable with intrinsic contradiction.
Sex and the City
When the first Sex and The City movie came out, it came to my attention and all I heard were ravings of the fashion. I recently saw all seasons on DVD thanks to a friend and I was flabbergasted. What amazing fashion are they referring to? The only one who displayed any sense or love for it was Carrie, unless you count Samantha who paraded in slut decor. Yet in the movies they are presented as...
Don't be daft. I will change when I lose weight....
Ryan and Rainbow Thongs
Dull and narrow minded because I don’t wear rainbow thongs and finger fuck myself in public. Thank you Ryan. I offend you because I dislike plastic surgery as a personal option. I horrify you because I refuse to fuck freely and express myself in your dogma. Oh Ryan -sigh- how you disappoint me. I understand your concept of liberation is the acceptance and commitment to the anti-norm. Your...
Congratulations to Andie and Josh on their...
After 13 years, Josh has proposed in a Santa suit to his patient woman. Beware Andie, he is a speedy one. Don’t let him rush you into having a baby 50 years from now. Be strong.
It's 30 degrees and it's warm.
Abed: Everyone be perfectly sincere. Humbugs are attracted to sarcasm.
Jeff: Wow. Somewhere out there Tim Burton just got a boner.
Abed: It's the first season of Lost on DVD.
Pierce: That's the meaning of Christmas?
Abed: No it's a metaphor. It represents lack of payoff.
Demented or Normal?
What the fuck. We are demented. The idea of someone reconstructing their vagina (to look like one they’ve seen in a magazine) is atrocious. To think that maybe one day, more then half our population will be plastic surgery patients. It frustrates me. I side with neither extreme. I don’t believe that your exterior is most important and inner beauty is simply a theory. I also don’t...
My Body
My guess is that it will take me 2 years to reach my ultimate goal. People constantly tell me that as a Samoan, my greatest bet is a size 10. Fuck you. No one is going to dictate my limitations except me and I excel at it with grace. It’s bullshit to suggest that a group of people are allergic to size 9 and below. Naysayers, meet Anorexia. (Body size and type is a different matter.) Just to...
